🙃 Not the Worst Employee Keychain

This keychain is for the real ones—the clock-watchers, the inbox-avoiders, the “you didn’t quit, so here’s a prize” crowd. Whether you're rewarding yourself for surviving another meeting that should’ve been an email or gifting it to your favorite chaos coworker, this one says just enough.

What it is + why it’s special:
A glitter-packed keychain that gives off just the right amount of sarcastic energy. It's bold, it's honest, and it definitely earns you Employee of the Month (in spirit, anyway).

Materials & how it’s made:
Crafted from resin and finished with a high-gloss seal for durability and shine. Each decal is carefully applied by hand, then sealed so it survives your wildest workday moods.

Size/Specs/Notes:
Lightweight, easy to clip on your keys, bag, or badge reel. Color options vary because glitter deserves personality.

Handmade variation note:
As always, each piece is handmade with its own unique swirls and sparkle—no two are exactly alike (just like every weird coworker dynamic).